The Coffee Revolt of 1674: When Women Campaigned to Prohibit “That Newfangled, Abominable, Heathenish Liquor Called COFFEE”
https://www.openculture.com/2017/04/the-coffee-revolt-of-1674.html
"They come from it with nothing moist but their snotty Noses, nothing stiffe but their Joints, nor standing but their Ears."
Delightful